leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

Every time.  Every year.

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Thug pug
#puglife

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Here is my father.

transrants:

ghoulestmomparty:

there is not a single about this that isn’t funny as hell

Ohhh my god. Ohhh my god. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh MY GOD. THERE IT IS THERE IT IS. THERE IT IS. OH MY GOD. EAYEAYEYAYEAHEYAHEY EYAEAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAASSS. I FOOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. YEAH. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I FOUNDI IT FINALLY!!!!! YEAH!!!!! OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND IT. OH MY GODO. HOH MY GOD. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. TAKE A LOOK AT HTIS EVERBODY. A LIVE SHINY PONYTA IN MY LEAF GREEN VERSION. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I FINALLY GOT IT. OH MY GOD my heart is beating 100 miles per hour. i was listening to my favorite band once again. Sum 41. No Reason. Live in Ontario 2005. after 25968 encounters I HAVE FINALLY GOT IT OH My god GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOoODDDDD!!!!!!!!!!

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I am every type of caucasian one can be…

cuntgradulation:

thanks mom

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loveparaphernalia:

cancerously:

chularin:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

THIS ALWAYS MAKES ME HAPPY

i really needed this today omfg

Lmfaoooo

Hi there again.

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nosdrinker:

this is bigger than the moon landing

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thisonetimeat-bandcamp:

I HAVE NO WORDS

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